Hey dudefaces, that online adult toy store I have? Yeah, that’s still a thing. And I’m gonna keep harassing you guys until y’all buy something from it. :D
Shipping is totally discreet and prices are totally awesome. Especially since I’m doing a 20% off sale for the entire Labor Day weekend. Just use the code “laborday” at checkout.
You know you totally want to, if only so I can stop harassing you about it on your Tumblr feed.
All that hair!