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amazign:

one time i was trying to dirty talk with my ex boyfriend and i started saying ‘i’ve been a very bad girl’ and he said ‘why what have you done?’ and i didnt know what to say next so i just said ‘i’ve burnt down a house’

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best-text-posts:

when you know something everyone else doesn’t

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pissyeti:

when someone stops talking to you and youre not sure what you did wrong

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khl0ekardashian:

When you have to drop a friend off and your mamas calling you yelling that you’re past your curfew

khl0ekardashian:

When you have to drop a friend off and your mamas calling you yelling that you’re past your curfew

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das-uberchicken:

ineloquentformalities:

versacekardashian:

vonnegutpizza:

There needs to be more body positive songs in pop culture and I think this is a great contribution. THIS IS AN IMPORTANT THING.

this is rly cute

#SLAAAAY!!!!!

Holy shit this video is fucking adorable

THE OUTFITS!

It’s cool but it kind of sucks that she sort of puts down skinny girls…. for example “skinny bitches”….. I’m sure the phrase “fat bitches” in a song wouldn’t please some people.

I’m all about that bass too but I’m also all about whatever body type you are including skinny.

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whyamiamusicmajor:

ahappygirl:

One time when my music theory professor was a student in college, he had to accompany an extremely rude soprano for a recital. She treated him like dirt during rehearsals. Just before going on to perform, she made some really snide remark to him that ticked him off, so he transposed the piece up a half step. She cracked three times.

Always be nice to your accompanists, folks.

There is a special place in hell for people that are rude to their accompanists

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BOOKS

Tagged by hatefulwitch

Rules: In a text post, list ten books that have stayed with you in some way. Don’t take but a few minutes, and don’t think too hard — they don’t have to be the “right” or “great” works, just the ones that have touched you. Tag [ten] friends, including me, so I’ll see your list. Make sure you let your friends know you’ve tagged them.

1. The Bell Jar - Sylvia  Plath
2. Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov
3. It - Stephen King
4. The Long Walk - Stephen King
5. Kissing Dead Girls - Daphne Gottleib
6. Candy Everybody Wants - Josh Kilmer-Purcell
7. A Piece of Cake - Cupcake Brown
8. A Dirty Job - Christopher Moore
9. Running With Scissors - Augusten Burroughs
10. The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini 

tiny-zen
blazedkhaleesi
pocketforest
trekkier1138
hydrochlorix
modified-magpie
piercingbyjohn
ritualforthepeople
saraxjeannn
xtankgirlx

sugarcoatedsatan

Anonymous said: i wanted to ask you, how much would it cost for you to make a humiliation video for my wife, calling her fat names. she's over 200lbs and i'm sick of her fat ass.i want to give her the video for her birthday, she needs to see a real girl like yourself, sexy and skinny. I will send you a pic of her

freemindfreebody:

anavictoriaxo:

Please do your wife a favor and file for divorce, so that she can be free of such a vile, nasty, disgusting piece of shit.

I hope that dude gets hit by a truck.

gleak:

being high or drunk in public like

imagethey know”

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cakejam:

when there’s no food in the fridge

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Don’t you dare
Shrink yourself
For someone else’s comfort -
Do not become small
For people who refuse to grow.

m.v., Advice to my future daughter, #2. (via findingwordsforthoughts)

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pasteldreamscape:

fluzieh:

turntechstridercest:

jean-huh-kirschnickerdoodle:

doctorrivaille:

rapunzelie:

sb5ive:

rapunzelie:

new undies: cute stretchmarks: also cute

No no no and NO stretch marks are never cute!! wtf too lazy to go get some cocoa butter and use it daily? We all have stretch marks but we can get rid of it.. People should take care of themselves and if cocoa butter didnt work for you make an appointment for a laser stretch mark removal dont be a lazy ass

hey quick question: what’s your fuckin damage

all stretch marks are beautiful no exceptions 

stretch marks are perfectly fine and natural and beautiful, free lightning bolt tattoos yo
cocoa butter is a preventative that does not always work, and smells and stains clothes and oh yeah, since a lot of people get stretch marks just from growing NOT from weight, theyd have to slather their whole body and no one really wants to do that or smell like that so strongly.
laser treatment? really? you want people to pay $1000+/appt (usually takes a few treatments) to get rid of something perfectly natural because you’ve named yourself standard of the fucking world and think we all live to please you? most people dont have that money and if they do thats not what they want to spend it on.
also fuck you.

I usually don’t reblog ladies in undies, but for real. Don’t fuckin’ knock people over stretchmarks, or anything on their bodies for that matter. I’ve been underweight all my life and have them from growing. They happen. The just do. 

Stretchmarks, scars, dimples, bruises and freckles are like free tattoos - you should embrace them, because they are part of who you are and make you unique.Also, fuck you, you fuckass.

I think her stretch marks are really beautiful! This post made me feel a lot better about my own stretch marks c:

SO CUTE. Take your cocoa butter and choke on it.

pasteldreamscape:

fluzieh:

turntechstridercest:

jean-huh-kirschnickerdoodle:

doctorrivaille:

rapunzelie:

sb5ive:

rapunzelie:

new undies: cute
stretchmarks: also cute

No no no and NO stretch marks are never cute!! wtf too lazy to go get some cocoa butter and use it daily? We all have stretch marks but we can get rid of it.. People should take care of themselves and if cocoa butter didnt work for you make an appointment for a laser stretch mark removal dont be a lazy ass

hey quick question: what’s your fuckin damage

all stretch marks are beautiful no exceptions 

  1. stretch marks are perfectly fine and natural and beautiful, free lightning bolt tattoos yo
  2. cocoa butter is a preventative that does not always work, and smells and stains clothes and oh yeah, since a lot of people get stretch marks just from growing NOT from weight, theyd have to slather their whole body and no one really wants to do that or smell like that so strongly.
  3. laser treatment? really? you want people to pay $1000+/appt (usually takes a few treatments) to get rid of something perfectly natural because you’ve named yourself standard of the fucking world and think we all live to please you? most people dont have that money and if they do thats not what they want to spend it on.
  4. also fuck you.

I usually don’t reblog ladies in undies, but for real. Don’t fuckin’ knock people over stretchmarks, or anything on their bodies for that matter. I’ve been underweight all my life and have them from growing. They happen. The just do. 

Stretchmarks, scars, dimples, bruises and freckles are like free tattoos - you should embrace them, because they are part of who you are and make you unique.
Also, fuck you, you fuckass.

I think her stretch marks are really beautiful! This post made me feel a lot better about my own stretch marks c:

SO CUTE. Take your cocoa butter and choke on it.

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imtheragingdemon:

jamesfactscalvin:

ultrafacts:

Source

Me, if I ever started doing crimes at this level

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