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alcohell:

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i almost don’t want to click “view all 5 comments” and ruin the mystery of how spaghetti turned into that

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this-is-cthulhu-privilege:

Friendly reminder that social justice is a vicious cancer on basic humanity.

this-is-cthulhu-privilege:

Friendly reminder that social justice is a vicious cancer on basic humanity.

flowury:

please do yourself a favor and date the biggest fckn nerd u can get ur hands on

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amazign:

one time i was trying to dirty talk with my ex boyfriend and i started saying ‘i’ve been a very bad girl’ and he said ‘why what have you done?’ and i didnt know what to say next so i just said ‘i’ve burnt down a house’

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best-text-posts:

when you know something everyone else doesn’t

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pissyeti:

when someone stops talking to you and youre not sure what you did wrong

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khl0ekardashian:

When you have to drop a friend off and your mamas calling you yelling that you’re past your curfew

khl0ekardashian:

When you have to drop a friend off and your mamas calling you yelling that you’re past your curfew

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das-uberchicken:

ineloquentformalities:

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vonnegutpizza:

There needs to be more body positive songs in pop culture and I think this is a great contribution. THIS IS AN IMPORTANT THING.

this is rly cute

#SLAAAAY!!!!!

Holy shit this video is fucking adorable

THE OUTFITS!

It’s cool but it kind of sucks that she sort of puts down skinny girls…. for example “skinny bitches”….. I’m sure the phrase “fat bitches” in a song wouldn’t please some people.

I’m all about that bass too but I’m also all about whatever body type you are including skinny.

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whyamiamusicmajor:

ahappygirl:

One time when my music theory professor was a student in college, he had to accompany an extremely rude soprano for a recital. She treated him like dirt during rehearsals. Just before going on to perform, she made some really snide remark to him that ticked him off, so he transposed the piece up a half step. She cracked three times.

Always be nice to your accompanists, folks.

There is a special place in hell for people that are rude to their accompanists

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BOOKS

Tagged by hatefulwitch

Rules: In a text post, list ten books that have stayed with you in some way. Don’t take but a few minutes, and don’t think too hard — they don’t have to be the “right” or “great” works, just the ones that have touched you. Tag [ten] friends, including me, so I’ll see your list. Make sure you let your friends know you’ve tagged them.

1. The Bell Jar - Sylvia  Plath
2. Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov
3. It - Stephen King
4. The Long Walk - Stephen King
5. Kissing Dead Girls - Daphne Gottleib
6. Candy Everybody Wants - Josh Kilmer-Purcell
7. A Piece of Cake - Cupcake Brown
8. A Dirty Job - Christopher Moore
9. Running With Scissors - Augusten Burroughs
10. The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini 

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pocketforest
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hydrochlorix
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ritualforthepeople
saraxjeannn
xtankgirlx

sugarcoatedsatan

Anonymous said: i wanted to ask you, how much would it cost for you to make a humiliation video for my wife, calling her fat names. she's over 200lbs and i'm sick of her fat ass.i want to give her the video for her birthday, she needs to see a real girl like yourself, sexy and skinny. I will send you a pic of her

freemindfreebody:

anavictoriaxo:

Please do your wife a favor and file for divorce, so that she can be free of such a vile, nasty, disgusting piece of shit.

I hope that dude gets hit by a truck.

gleak:

being high or drunk in public like

imagethey know”

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